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I'm the Reason Santa Has a Naughty List
Dark green and red with a bold pink-and-white claim of being the whole reason the naughty list exists. Cheerfully guilt…
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Rock and Roll Santa Biker Jacket Print
A trompe-l'oeil sweatshirt printed to look like Santa's red leather biker jacket, with white lapels, a skull badge, bel…
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Christmas? You Mean Fishmas! Sweatshirt
Purple and blue knit-style bands with reindeer and a leaping trout between the words 'Christmas? You mean Fishmas?'. A …
MenFunny
Prickly and Lit Cactus Sweatshirt
Blue and white Nordic stitch patterns surround a smiling potted cactus wearing a string of lights, with the slogan 'Pri…
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Too Lit to Quit Tree Sweatshirt
Tomato red with yellow trim and a Christmas tree in sunglasses under the headline 'Too Lit to Quit'. Party-starter ener…
MenFunny
You Sink It You Drink It Party Sweatshirt
Black with green polka dots, leaping reindeer and a triangle of red party cups laid out for the classic ping-pong drink…
MenFunny
Your Gift's in the Box Santa Sweatshirt
Green and red stripes around Santa reclining with a very strategically placed present and the banner 'Your gift's in th…
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Full of Holiday Spirit Bottles Sweatshirt
Soft red with navy and white bands and two green bottles tied with a red bow, under a claim to be full of holiday spiri…
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Christmas Beer Pint Sweatshirt
A red and white knit-style print with a foaming pint front and centre and a slogan mishearing Christmas cheer as Christ…
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Dreaming of a White and Red Christmas
Deep red and dark green with Fair Isle trim and two clinking wine glasses, one white and one red, under a wine-lover's …
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Fishing Vest Print Christmas Sweatshirt
Printed to look like a green angler's gilet, complete with pockets, zips, lures and a bell pin, over red Nordic sleeves…
MenFunny
Sweet but Twisted Candy Cane Sweatshirt
Bright green with red and white snowflake sleeves and a playful candy cane line in pink lettering. A little flirty, but…
MenFunny
Home for Christmas Baseball Sweatshirt
Royal blue and red with tiny batters, baseballs and a home-plate shape framing the words 'Home for Christmas'. A neat s…
MenFilm & TV
Biker Waistcoat Print Red Sweatshirt
Printed with a black leather-effect biker waistcoat, studs, a bell badge and a gingerbread patch, over red snowflake sl…
MenFunny
Most Wonderful Time for a Beer Sweatshirt
Navy and red with reindeer bands and a frothy pint in a Santa hat, rewriting the famous carol line in favour of a beer.…
MenFilm & TV
Why Is the Carpet All Wet Red Knit
A red jumper with green cuffs, busy white Fair Isle motifs and the famous film line in big white knit letters, plus a t…
MenFunny
Santa Six-Pack Costume Sweatshirt
A photo-print sweatshirt showing Santa's open fur-trimmed jacket over an improbably sculpted torso and a black belt. Fa…
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Geeky Reindeer Oversized Red Sweatshirt
A slouchy red sweatshirt with a reindeer in green glasses and a bow tie, fairy lights tangled in his antlers and trees …
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Santa Suit Bare Chest and Tie Print
Red with snow speckles, white fur trim and a printed toned chest wearing nothing but a red tie and a Santa belt. A daft…
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Oh Snap Gingerbread Hairy Cardigan Print
Printed to look like a black cardigan over a hairy chest, with two gingerbread men and a broken leg under the words 'Oh…
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Raccoon Band Tartan Knit Sweatshirt
Red and green tartan with a line-up of raccoons playing instruments across the chest and Fair Isle trim on the sleeves.…
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Singing Kittens Pine Branch Sweatshirt
An all-over photo print of pine needles and snowflakes with a gang of wide-mouthed kittens in Santa hats, apparently be…
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Motorbike Santa Comic Burst Sweatshirt
Painterly red, green and cream brushstrokes behind a comic-book Santa roaring out on a motorbike with a yellow starburs…
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Pole Dancing Reindeer Light-Up Jumper
Black knit with Fair Isle side panels and a reindeer striking a pose on a candy-cane pole, with small LED lights dotted…
MenFunny
Bauble Bust Elf Costume Sweatshirt
A photo-print costume top showing a bare chest with red baubles as pasties above a red elf tunic with gold buttons and …
MenFunny
Hairy Chest Plumber Overalls Print
A denim dungaree print over a hairy chest wrapped in fairy lights, with spanners and pipes in the pockets and a persona…
WomenFunny
Cool Dog in Shades Green Sweatshirt
Bright green with ornaments, stockings and Santa faces around a terrier in heart-shaped sunglasses wearing its own tiny…
MenFunny
Fur-Collar Santa Coat Chest Print
Printed to look like Santa's velvet coat worn open, with a shaggy fur collar, a line of fairy lights, a gold buckle and…
MenFunny
Candy Cane Bust Green Elf Sweatshirt
A skin-tone photo print with candy canes placed strategically over a bare chest, a string of lights and a green elf tun…
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Belly-Hugging Santa Hairy Tum Print
Red sleeves with reindeer and candy stripes, and a printed hairy belly with a tiny Santa clinging on just above a big b…
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Hang Loose Beach Santa Sweatshirt
Sky blue with Fair Isle bands and Santa relaxing in a deckchair by the sea, cool box at his side, under 'Hang loose for…
MenFunny
Chest Hair Christmas Tree Print Jumper
A peach knit-effect print where chest hair has been shaped into a decorated tree with a star on top and a gingerbread m…
MenWomen
Pick-a-Body Costume Print Sweatshirt
A listing offering a whole range of photo-print costume bodies, from bikini tops to hairy bellies and elf outfits. Chec…
MenFunny
Howdy Christmas Cowboy Hoodie
A black hoodie with a Western-style 'Howdy Christmas' headline, a dancing cowboy, a cactus wrapped in lights and patter…
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Santa and Reindeer Black and Red Knit Print
Black and red bands of white snowflakes with a line of Santas and reindeer across the middle. Look twice: the Santas an…
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Tangled Lights Santa Black Sweatshirt
Black with snowflake and Fair Isle bands and a jolly Santa who has got hopelessly tangled in a string of coloured light…