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Neon Santa Light-Up Black Jumper
A black knit with a red collar and cuffs where Santa is drawn in glowing neon-style LED outlines, waving from the front…
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Funny Christmas jumpers
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Where My Ho's At? Couples Pair
A black crewneck asking the cheeky question beside a Santa face, paired with a red one that simply answers with a giant…
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I Come in Peace Couples Duo
A green sweatshirt reading 'I come in peace' and a burgundy partner that just says 'Peace', both framed with Fair Isle …
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Gingerbread Crumb Couples Set
A red top with a gingerbread man promising 'I'll make you crumb' and a green partner declaring a freak on the cookie sh…
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Peace and I Come in Peace Pastel Pair
Soft pink 'Peace' and charcoal 'I come in peace' sweatshirts trimmed with holly, bells and Fair Isle stitch patterns. T…
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Skeleton Bride and Groom Couples Set
Burgundy and bottle-green sweatshirts each carry a vintage-card style skeleton, one as the bride with a bouquet, one as…
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Most Likely to Ride Rudolph Pair
A red sweatshirt with a 'most likely to try and ride Rudolph' slogan partnered by a green one simply reading 'Rudolph' …
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Todd and Margo Faces Couples Pair
Two charcoal sweatshirts with cartoon faces in Santa hats: one asks about the wet carpet, the other replies with the fa…
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Wet Carpet Red and Green Couples Set
A red top asking why the carpet is all wet and a green one that answers 'I don't know Margo', both in chunky knit-effec…
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Dark Lord Cheer Disturbing Jumper
A charcoal knit with a Santa-hatted Sith helmet in the middle, empire emblems on the sleeves and 'Cheer Disturbing' acr…
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Candy Cane and Peppermint Couples Set
A green top with a candy cane that 'isn't going to lick itself' and a burgundy one with peppermints that won't do the o…
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Ho and Where My Ho's At Black Pair
Two black sweatshirts: one with a big white 'HO' under a Santa hat, the other asking the famous question with a winking…
WomenFunny
Gingerbread Lady Jumper Dress
A caramel-brown knitted dress that turns the wearer into a gingerbread biscuit, complete with white icing zig-zags, red…
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Merry and Bright Trying Hard Pair
A red sweatshirt saying 'Merry and Bright' beside a green one confessing 'I'm trying to feel merry and bright'. A gentl…
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Vegans Ate My Nose Snowman Jumper
Royal blue with white Nordic bands and a worried snowman missing his carrot, under a mustard slogan blaming the vegans.…
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Tree That Big Bend Over Couples Set
Two charcoal sweatshirts with a red estate car hauling a huge tree: one asks where you think you're going to put it, th…
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Yo Ho Ho Pirate Santa Sweatshirt
A white, green and mustard all-over print where Santa has swapped his sleigh for a cutlass, eyepatch and pirate hat, sh…
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Happy Hoo-lidays Owl Sweatshirt
Black with gold geometric bands, green trees and a wide-eyed owl wearing pink earmuffs and a green scarf. The pun is ge…
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Bah Humpug Grumpy Pug Sweatshirt
Green and red rows of tiny dogs frame a huge 'Bah Humpug' with a pug in a Santa hat and bow tie filling in the gap. Per…
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One Night Only Fireside Santa Sweatshirt
Santa lounges naked by a roaring brick fireplace, strategically covered by a candy cane, under a 'One Night Only' banne…
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Gonna Go Lay Under the Tree Sweatshirt
A dark green framed panel with red and gold lettering announcing a plan to lie under the tree to remind the family who …
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Happy Hockeydays Skater Sweatshirt
Red with a green diamond pattern on the sleeves and a white ice-hockey player mid-stride under a golden 'Happy Hockeyda…
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What the Elf Navy Sweatshirt
Navy with speckled snow, green reindeer and a smiling red-haired elf holding a present, topped by the 'What the Elf' pu…
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Dear Santa Define Naughty Sweatshirt
A dark brown and green knit-print sweatshirt with a handwritten-style note asking Santa to clarify what naughty actuall…
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Meowy Christmas Cat Sweatshirt
Bright sky blue with a cheeky cat wearing a star on its head, flanked by snowflakes and zig-zags and a big 'Meowy Chris…
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Pretty Sketchy Pencil Pot Sweatshirt
Black and green borders around a pot of coloured pencils and the playful words 'Pretty Sketchy'. An in-joke for artists…
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Bee Merry Honeycomb Sweatshirt
A dark honeycomb print with red and white folk borders and a chubby bee in a Santa hat carrying a sack. The 'Bee Merry'…
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Bite Me Gingerbread Man Sweatshirt
Royal blue with snowflakes and wrapped gifts around a grinning gingerbread man and the words 'Bite Me' in bold. Cheeky …
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Tech Support Delete Your Cookies Sweatshirt
Red and green geometric borders around a little gingerbread house and a slogan promising IT support is here to delete y…
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Fitness Cookie in My Mouth Sweatshirt
White, green and red with a gingerbread man in a scarf and a confession: into fitness, as in fit-ness cookie in my mout…
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Christmas Tree Rex Dinosaur Sweatshirt
Deep brown and red with candy cane stripes and a green T-rex in a Santa hat stomping between the words 'Christmas' and …
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Steam Train Snow Blue Sweatshirt
A bright blue sweatshirt with falling snow and a white vintage steam engine puffing clouds, with a play on a famous fes…
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Santa's Bouncer Tattooed Santa Sweatshirt
Black and white diamond sleeves frame a burly, tattooed Santa in shades with arms crossed like he's guarding the grotto…
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Ask Your Mom If I'm Real Sweatshirt
Red and green with polka dots and a knowing Santa stroking his beard beside the line 'Ask your mom if I'm real'. A grow…
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No Offense Santa, I Deliver All Year
Black with red and green knit borders and a boast that Santa only delivers once, whereas the wearer manages all year lo…
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Gingers Are for Life Stocking Sweatshirt
Green and red chevrons around a stocking in a circle and the proud line that gingers are for life, not just for Christm…